What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five      o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris... back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day      through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the      problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well      known Scottish footballer. That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!